Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better Than Jesus

An old joke but a good one.

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.8. Beer has never caused a major war.7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.5. No body's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.2. You can prove you have a Beer.1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Clarification for e-theists (again)

This is not a discussion forum.

You have the burden of proof.
I don't make outrageous claims, I point them out.

I don't care what you believe, but how you act on those beliefs.

Tornados and God

Running away, toward and from a tornado is fun, but sitting in the bathtub or the basement waiting for one to run over you is not. Been there done that.
It seems in Nebraska, if one runs over you and you survive, it's by God's Grace.
I have never been killed by one, so by that logic, God is watching over me. NOT
I always feel sorry for those killed by a tornado, God ignored thier prayers or didn't care. You don't hear people saying they must have deserved it, or else God would have saved them. But that would be cruel. Couldn't God come up with a better way of killing people if he had a 'better plan for them' in heaven.

Its amazing how primitive we still are as a species.
Not everything happens for a reason. It just happens. Wrong place at the wrong time.

minister charged with killing wife

BILLINGS, MT
"A former Billings minister was arrested Friday on a charge that he killed his wife during a hunting trip near Red Lodge in 1990."

(life insurance /policies and a mistress were involved, typical reasons to murder a spouse no matter who you pretend to be)

I used to be surprised when clergy killed, I wonder how can that happen if they were good Christians. But, now I realize that a large percentage of the clergy are not true believers. I have met many ex-clergy members who are now active atheists. The ones that walk away are the good guys, who admit the truth and want to live their lives honestly. Those who no longer believe and continue to preach knowing full well that god does not exist, especially the biblical god. They are the ones that can not be trusted.